From: Wayne Hemingway
Sent: 10 May 2004 19:56
To: Kevin Dale
Cc: Fyodor Dostoevsky
Subject: Timer records??

Future tyrant of the living,

As you may be aware I recently missed my fav radio programme, in part due to the F wing gangsta's and moll's party (wicked bonnie impression sir, who was clyde??) and in part due to my failed attempt to tunnel to freedom underneath your fishpond. (will replace the goldfish - soz)

This got me wondering if people who weren't cruelly incarcerated by mad scientists had trouble listening to their favourite programmes due to a busy and fulfilling social life.

Soooo… What I thought would be really cool would be timers? To record your favourite programmes when you're not there?

Whatdya reckon?

Wayne

-----Original Message-----
From: Kevin Dale
Sent: 10 May 2004 19:56
To: Wayne Hemingway
Cc: Fyodor Dostoevsky
Subject: RE: Timer records??

My northern seaside originating arch nemesis,

Again your penchant for the functional marks you out as one of our better prisoners.

We've incorporated record timers into the product and to cover all likely eventualities did not stop with any number between 1 and 8. We have put 9, yes 9 record timers in!!

As a reward for your ingenuity we're putting a plasma screen in your cell with constant big brother repeats!

Kevin